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2007 Everything's Awesome Killer Tomatoes The Label Maker I SEE BLUE Major Personal Flaws More Conversing With Women My Dumb Friend Fran Dying (Continued) Eggs Dharma & Greg Halloween Party My Sister's Insane Maid Service Spicy Thai Food Deep Thoughts In Traffic Sporks Living In Harlan County Death Camp Survivors QT Ettiquette Germs Keep A Positive Attitude, Dill-Hole Change Your Life Get Happy Spider-Man Three I'm Learning Photoshop The Wisdom of Kung Fu I Wish I Was Chinese Alpha Dog Boring Love Is Dead Psycho Chainsaw Killer Timing Is Everything Misty Water-Colored Memories Hope You Guess My Name More Thoughts About Narnia You Don't Know Everything, And You're Not The Boss Of Me Movies I'll Never Watch Batman Begins Lots of Controversy Entropy & Uncertainty
2006 Ex Presidents Rejection Letters Cracking The Secret Codes The Trees In Narnia, The Lyrics To Sitting Still, And Other Random Christmas Morning Thoughts Rocky Balboa Random Bits At Christmas Time (including Nazi Bunnies, and further evidence that Europeans are all insane) Some of My Friends Please Don't Go Things That Seem Kind of Gay Even If They're Not Superman's Eye Mooses (And Not That Guy In The Bible) You Obviously Have Issues Things I Don't Know Anything About Ligers and Tigons and....Whatever Happy Buddha A Really Bad Date Losing Doolittle Twenty Twenty Twenty Four Hours To Go Skeletor Dream Girls Land of The Giants Rosalie How To Be The Greatest Parent In The Entire Universe Ritalin, Kirstie Alley & George Washington Random Chinese Restaurant Name Generator Thoughts On Turning 40 Quarks Everything I Know About The Da Vinci Code Slobbish What People Think Of Me My Ex Wife, Insomnia and The Lottery A Really Horrible Spider-Man What If God Was One Of Us, And We Were All Amway Salesmen? Ape City Random Unfinished Bits Trekkies On Parade Personality Types That Annoy The Crap Out Of Me St. Patrick's Day I Hate CSI Talking Animals Secret Identities UFOs In The Bible Mini Cattle The Measure of Success The Bored F150 Sex Another Online Ambush
2005 Belonging King Kong Adventures In Puberty My Job Search: Part III Something In My Eye Everything I Ever Really Needed To Know I Learned From Playing Five-Card Draw With Two Six Year Olds Hopped Up On Caffeine Things I Am Looking For In A Woman Purple Hambone Dishwasher The Stupidest Thing I Ever Did King of The Whole Wide World A Brand New Me Getting Myself Organized The Bionic Will (For Real This Time) A Helpful Tip From My Therapist Marriage & The Monkey Lamp Ghosts Up My Nose Cynical, Bitter, Judgmental & Immature People And Their Problems My Favorite Blue Pen & The Secrets of The Universe Thanks
2004 The Secret Language Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting My Job Search, Continued The Number Tree Bionic Will My Dinner With Anyone Love Someone, And Dinosaurs Picking Out My Sunglasses The Big Enchilada My Bank The Mysteries of Womanhood Beingism Part II: The Science of Being Beingism Part I: The Art of Being Old Family Friends Dreaming of Sleestaks An Eye For An Eye Love In Living Color
2003 I Lost My Watch The Postman A Clinical Study On The Three Major Classes of Delusional Psychosis Starring Pepe, King of the Flying Purple Monkeys My Job Search The Battle of Antietam Love In Black & White The Insane Voodoo Bowling Dance Bewitched Everyday Ethics: An Essay on Extra-Marital Affairs ****D*E*P*R*E*S*S*I*O*N**** Big Money (Batman & A Duck) Good For You Things Fad Diets The Ice-Maker My Early Romantic Encounters Led Zeppelin The Book of Jebedeezum Politicians Original Thoughts & Feelings The Myth of Dentistry Imitation Crab Meat Kids Men & Women No-Brainers Please Please Please Like Me On My Birthday
The Myth of Dentistry
Imitation Crab Meat
Kids
Men & Women
No-Brainers
Please Please Please Like Me
On My Birthday
2002 Codependent Monkeys Really Bad Advice Crabs Annoying Music My Frozen Head There Must Be Some Misunderstanding Legend of The Gray Man O Glorious Day! English Authors Sitcom Deaths Destiny The Bizarro Pinnochio That'll Be The Day A Test of Character Just More Rambling Insanity The Outlaw Josey Wales Real Science Dr. Laser's Cheese Wheel of Death God Laser Boy Watching Old Movies Life Sucks It's Hot & There's A Spider In My Water Stickerology I'm Enough, Just As I Am Brain Twisters Things I Can't Stand What Makes America Great How I Had Insomnia & Then Just Bored Myself To Sleep Therapists Bugs Chachi First Dates Dog Government Is This Normal? Negative Man Cat People How I Got Sick & How I Got Better & Everything That Happened In-Between The Claw!!! Part I The Land of Make-Believe Vulcans & Klingons A Brief History of WWII Betty Good-Looking People My Arch Nemesis Angry Angry People Man's Best Friend Stupid Things Planet of The Apes My Perfect Universe Part II Confused Fish Who Died? My Perfect Universe Part I The Guardian of Forever Sleepless In Seattle Part II Those Bastards At Enron More Star Wars A Horse Called Thunder Marty McFly: Loser Star Wars, Nothing But Star Wars Spider-Man The Story of My Life Chapter Two Getting Things Done Brain Dead Butterflies What Would Jesus Do? Am I A Fictional Character? The Story of My Life Chapter One The Old West The Flintstones Good-Looking People My Irrational Fears If All The Humans Died Yoga I Don't Understand Women My Very Best Friends In The Whole Wide World Heaven's Dress Code The Devil Lazy People If I Ran The TV I Wish My Name Was Steve What The Hell Am I Doing? More About Talk Shows Planet of The Apes, and Robots, and Dolphins Everything I Know About Quantum Physics Now That I'm Older Too Much Information Movie Titles Obvious Science Writing Workshop Mother of Invention I'm Special Ironies Whippersnappers Commercial Science Losers Best Friends Pocketful of Kryptonite TV Surprises Kevin Costner Hollywood's Book of Virtues The Chicken Hawk Prophecies Fighting On TV Aquaman Part II A River Runs Through It Stephen King Men Are Pigs Crappy 80's Movies Devil Snowman Chicken Soup For The Soul Lawyers Daredevils 2001 Everyday Words Travel The World Your Next Blind Date Random Thoughts On Movies & Songs How To Take Over The World Merry Christmas ...or something like that... John J. Doolittle (The Vampire Slayer) Perky People Vs. Grumpy People Mushrooms Real Life Courtroom Shows Toasters I'm Gonna Live Forever What Makes People Attractive Old Testament Prophets The Aliens Watching Me Are Bored Bad Boys, Bad Boys Jerry Springer Folksy Country Wisdom Star Trek, Death, & Phobias Aquaman's Really Wet Adventures Men's Fashion Secrets Tattoo Ettiquette The Incredible Mr. Dunnett Unsolved Mysteries I Love Alka-Seltzer Learning By Osmosis I Aaaaaaam, I am Superman...and I can do anything Favorite ABBA Songs Shining A Light Into The Cave of Late-Night TV The International Society of National Organizational Associations That River In Egypt More Stupid Stuff They Do On TV I am not an animal...I am a human being... Two-Dollar Bill Dude Quit Smoking The Gross-Out Way The Real Me Conspiracy Guy Pain & Fear When I Grow Up Tarzan, King of the, um, Jungle Drive Like A Selfish Bastard Flying Cars A Real Mature Attitude Santa Claus Eating Your Friends Vampires Nostalgia Diseases Super Detectives More Thoughts On Terrorists 70's Action Hero Law & Order Plot Device Dreams The Circle of Life A Question About Aliens How I Can Get Famous Dream Dates 80's Music Velvet Elvis The World Is One Big Math Class, And My Life Is Just A Word Problem Things That Were Funny When I Was A Kid Joining Groups Funny Things To Do At Home Curious George Cheerleaders Writer's Block, Part II Leadership Abilities Writer's Block, Part I Reading The Obituaries When I Was Your Age What We Learn From The Three Stooges Questions For Hollywood Michael Jackson's Nose War!! Huh! What is it good for? Wanting What You Don't Have Midget Commandos Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom Six Degrees of Stupidity, Part II National Tragedy Barney the Purple Dinosaur Unknown Creatures In Manhattan Camouflage As Fashion Statement The First Five Minutes Of Raiders Of The Lost Ark Stalkers Stupid Songs The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance Stock Car Racing The Last Supper Rookie Cop First Night On The Job Judging By Appearances The Terminator Part II, Part II Coming of Age How To Annoy Just About Anyone More Thoughts On What Happens When You Die What We Eat & Why Open Your Mind The Terminator Part II, Part I I Hate Porno Sequels My Secret Identity Giving Religion A Bad Name The Doctor Is In Are You In A Cult? Totally Super-Genius Radical Moderates 100% All Natural Six Degrees of Stupidity Dream A Little Dream, Part I The Old Math Claiming Dead People Psychic Herbal Voodoo Woman Good. Man Bad. A Brief History of World War I What Is Love??? Lethal Weapon & Race Relations Science, Politics & The Idea Man How We Think of Dogs And How They Think of Us MORE dysfunction in Disney cartoons Elusive FameCounselor TroiRaisin Bran Pinocchio: Get Real Suicide Is Painless Are Dolphins Smarter Than Us? Dead CelebritiesMr. Rogers Cereal Killers The Curvature Of SpacetimeCommercialsWhite Supremacy What If There Really Were Super-Heroes? The Last Man On EarthWar Re-Enactors What's Up With Kids Today? Dysfunctional Pooh Scooby Dooby Doo!!!! Cans of Air, Ireland, and A Poem About Scrapple The CIA and the KGB Planet of The Apes Tribes In Africa Old Movies & Roadrunner Cartoons Do You Believe In Aliens? Is Bigfoot Real? Who Should Be Cloned? Dog Government Polygamy, Mormons & AmishSamantha Vs. Jeannie Hippy MusicHead Injuries & Nursery RhymesWho Killed JFK? A Theory Cats and Time TravelersStar Trek Jokes Rambling Thoughts On My BirthdayThe Space ProgramBlue's Clues Ants: Really Fast Or Just Really Stupid?Cross-Breeding and Genetic Engineering Drug DirectionsStupid QuestionsAliens In Science Fiction Playing Sports & Thinking Up Names TarzanTalk ShowsEngland
Codependent Monkeys
Really Bad Advice
Crabs
Annoying Music
My Frozen Head
There Must Be Some Misunderstanding
Legend of The Gray Man
O Glorious Day!
English Authors
Sitcom Deaths
Destiny
The Bizarro Pinnochio
That'll Be The Day
A Test of Character
Just More Rambling
Insanity
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Watching Old Movies
Life Sucks
It's Hot & There's A Spider In My Water
Stickerology
Brain Twisters Things I Can't Stand
What Makes America Great
Planet of The Apes
More Star Wars A Horse Called Thunder Marty McFly: Loser Star Wars, Nothing But Star Wars Spider-Man
The Story of My Life Chapter Two Getting Things Done Brain Dead Butterflies What Would Jesus Do? Am I A Fictional Character? The Story of My Life Chapter One
Obvious Science
What We Learn From The Three Stooges Questions For Hollywood
Michael Jackson's Nose War!! Huh! What is it good for?
Wanting What You Don't Have
Midget Commandos Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom Six Degrees of Stupidity, Part II
National Tragedy
Barney the Purple Dinosaur
Unknown Creatures In Manhattan Camouflage As Fashion Statement The First Five Minutes Of Raiders Of The Lost Ark Stalkers
Stupid Songs The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
Stock Car Racing The Last Supper Rookie Cop First Night On The Job
Judging By Appearances The Terminator Part II, Part II Coming of Age
How To Annoy Just About Anyone More Thoughts On What Happens When You Die
What We Eat & Why Open Your Mind
The Terminator Part II, Part I I Hate Porno Sequels My Secret Identity Giving Religion A Bad Name The Doctor Is In Are You In A Cult?
Totally Super-Genius Radical Moderates
100% All Natural
Six Degrees of Stupidity Dream A Little Dream, Part I
The Old Math Claiming Dead People Psychic Herbal Voodoo
Woman Good. Man Bad.
A Brief History of World War I
What Is Love???
Lethal Weapon & Race Relations
Science, Politics & The Idea Man
How We Think of Dogs And How They Think of Us
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